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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




For mercy sake don't put me near old Billions

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"For mercy sake, don't put me near old Billions!" said Mrs.

Lookyoung to her friend.



"Why not?" said the other. "He's awfully interesting."



"I know it," said Mrs. Lookyoung, "but I never sit next to him at

dinner but that he blurts out something like, 'You remember back

in the old pioneer days!'"











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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were