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For mercy sake don't put me near old Billions

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"For mercy sake, don't put me near old Billions!" said Mrs.

Lookyoung to her friend.



"Why not?" said the other. "He's awfully interesting."



"I know it," said Mrs. Lookyoung, "but I never sit next to him at

dinner but that he blurts out something like, 'You remember back

in the old pioneer days!'"











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With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
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He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
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The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
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The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
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You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
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