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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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For mercy sake don't put me near old Billions
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"For mercy sake, don't put me near old Billions!" said Mrs.
Lookyoung to her friend.
"Why not?" said the other. "He's awfully interesting."
"I know it," said Mrs. Lookyoung, "but I never sit next to him at
dinner but that he blurts out something like, 'You remember back
in the old pioneer days!'"
Next: Mary had a little waist
Where waists were meant to grow
And everywhere the fashions went
Her waist was sure to go
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Last night went to view the eclipse
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I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
E
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
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