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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FRED--I had a fall last night which rendered me unconscious for several hours

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FRED--"I had a fall last night which rendered me

unconscious for several hours."



ED--"You don't mean it? Where did you fall?"



FRED--"I fell asleep."











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She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
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American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
What's The Matter Here
Why Are You Sad Bill
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What Do You Think Of Windig
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
I Will Not Sit That Way
Why So Glum Blumly
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
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