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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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GEORGE--I can't understand why my girl shook me
Puns Home
GEORGE--I can't understand why my girl shook me.
HAROLD--What was that you wrote to her the last time?
GEORGE--All that I said was, "My Dear Susie: The dog I promised
you has just died. Hoping these few lines will find you the same.
Yours, George."
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Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
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