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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Friend of mine to-day said Mr
Puns Home
"Friend of mine to-day," said Mr. Kidder, "was talking of coming
here to board."
"I hope," remarked Mrs. Starvem, "you were pleased to recommend
our table and"----
"Sure! Told him it was just the thing for him. He's a pugilist
and wants to increase his reach."
Next: An English motorist is quoted as saying that he classed
pedestrians as the quick and the dead: those who got out of the
way and those who didn't
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What Is Love
Do You Believe In Luck
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Can You Swim Little Boy
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
What Did You Wear Last Night
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
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