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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Friend of mine to-day said Mr

Puns Home









"Friend of mine to-day," said Mr. Kidder, "was talking of coming

here to board."



"I hope," remarked Mrs. Starvem, "you were pleased to recommend

our table and"----



"Sure! Told him it was just the thing for him. He's a pugilist

and wants to increase his reach."











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When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
Ah
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
So Maude Is Happily Married
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Why Are You Sad Bill
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Doing Anything Now Bill
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't