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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Friend of mine to-day said Mr

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"Friend of mine to-day," said Mr. Kidder, "was talking of coming

here to board."



"I hope," remarked Mrs. Starvem, "you were pleased to recommend

our table and"----



"Sure! Told him it was just the thing for him. He's a pugilist

and wants to increase his reach."











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She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night