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GROCERYMAN--Pat do you like apples

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GROCERYMAN--"Pat, do you like apples?"



PAT--"Sure, sor, Oi wudn't ate an apple for the world."



"Why how is that?"



"Ough! didn't me ould mother die av apple plexy?"











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