Handwriting Analysis.ca - Download the EBook Hand WritingInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GROCERYMAN--Pat do you like apples

Puns Home











GROCERYMAN--"Pat, do you like apples?"



PAT--"Sure, sor, Oi wudn't ate an apple for the world."



"Why how is that?"



"Ough! didn't me ould mother die av apple plexy?"











Next: See here sir remonstrated the young gentleman I got up to give my seat to the lady not to you

Previous: A woman fell overboard from a ship yesterday and a shark came up and looked her over and went away



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1335



Puns

Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Mr
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
What's The Matter With Smith
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap