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Haven't I told you before he cried to sing out the names of stations clearly and distinctly

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"Haven't I told you before," he cried, "to sing out the names of

stations clearly and distinctly? Bear in mind. Sing 'em out. Do

you hear?"



"I will sir."





And when the next train came in the passengers were considerably

astonished to hear Pat sing:



"Sweet Dreamland Faces

Passing to and fro,

Change here for Limerick,

Galway and Mayo."











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