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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Haven't I told you before he cried to sing out the names of
stations clearly and distinctly
Puns Home
"Haven't I told you before," he cried, "to sing out the names of
stations clearly and distinctly? Bear in mind. Sing 'em out. Do
you hear?"
"I will sir."
And when the next train came in the passengers were considerably
astonished to hear Pat sing:
"Sweet Dreamland Faces
Passing to and fro,
Change here for Limerick,
Galway and Mayo."
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Puns
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Little Mary Quite Contrary
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
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