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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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GUEST--Look here waiter do you call this a spring chicken
Puns Home
GUEST--"Look here, waiter, do you call this a spring chicken? By
the lord Harry, it is as tough as a mother-in-law's tongue."
WAITER--"Yes, sir, I suppose it was hatched from a hardboiled
egg!"
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Puns
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
Harold Began His Wife
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
How Is Your House Heated
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
What Have You Here
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
Scene--cabstand
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
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