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For years she'd heard her husband sadly say: Can't we have pies like mother used to bake

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For years she'd heard her husband sadly say:

"Can't we have pies like mother used to bake?"

At last she cried: "Of course we can, you Jay,

When you make dough that papa used to make."











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