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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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For years she'd heard her husband sadly say:
Can't we have pies like mother used to bake
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For years she'd heard her husband sadly say:
"Can't we have pies like mother used to bake?"
At last she cried: "Of course we can, you Jay,
When you make dough that papa used to make."
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They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
The Hawk Was Dozing
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Mr
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Monophysitism - Early in the catholic faith an idea that Jesus has only one nature instead of the duel nature. Monophysitism is the believe that Jesus does not have separate divine and human natures. Visit Monophysitism
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