Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you hear about Miss Jones

Puns Home









"Did you hear about Miss Jones?"



"No. What's up?"



"Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel."



"Oh, that was only a roomer!"











Next: When was money first invented

Previous: There is but one thing said the professor of medicine gravely that we know about death



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2026



Puns

Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
She--are You Fond Of Tea
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
We Are Told That Gen
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
When Was Money First Invented
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Only Tells Half
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted