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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you hear about Miss Jones

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"Did you hear about Miss Jones?"



"No. What's up?"



"Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel."



"Oh, that was only a roomer!"











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Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
The Street Car Lurched
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
That Man Has Had Five Wives
How Is Your House Heated
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
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Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In