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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you hear about Miss Jones

Puns Home









"Did you hear about Miss Jones?"



"No. What's up?"



"Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel."



"Oh, that was only a roomer!"











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The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
What's The Matter Here
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven