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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

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"Did you hear about Miss Jones?"

"No. What's up?"

"Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel."

"Oh, that was only a roomer!"

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An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Why The Bare Idea
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
How Are You To-day
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Love They Say Is Blind
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out