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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did you hear about Miss Jones
Puns Home
"Did you hear about Miss Jones?"
"No. What's up?"
"Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel."
"Oh, that was only a roomer!"
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Why Are You Sad Bill
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Electricity Is A Great Educator
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Gee Whizz
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
How Are You To-day
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
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