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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion it is always easy enough to change her complexion

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When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is

always easy enough to change her complexion.











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Are Your Folks Well To Do
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Hush Not So Loud
You Were Thrown Out
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
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Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Lady--what
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School