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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion it is always easy enough to change her complexion

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When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is

always easy enough to change her complexion.











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She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Are You The Photographer
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
What Did You Wear Last Night
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Is The Proprietor In
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Harold Began His Wife
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts