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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion it is
always easy enough to change her complexion
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When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is
always easy enough to change her complexion.
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A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off
The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt:
Now That's True Benevolence
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Why The Bare Idea
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Are You The Photographer
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
After All You Know Said Mr
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
How Is Your House Heated
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
What Have You Here
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
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