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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What's the matter John
Puns Home
"What's the matter, John? You look kind o' weather-beaten this
morning."
"That's exactly what I am. I bet five dollars it would rain
yesterday, and it didn't!"
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Previous: The sunshine warm and budding trees
Made Johnny feel quite gay
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Puns
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Mrs
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
That Man Has Had Five Wives
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