It was one evening in the summer of the year 1755 that Campbell of Inverawe {157} was on Cruachan hill side. He was startled by seeing a man coming towards him at full speed; a man ragged, bleeding, and evidently suffering agonies of terror. ... Read more of Ticonderoga at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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What kind of hen lays the longest

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"What kind of hen lays the longest?"



"What kind?"



"A dead hen."











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Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
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There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
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Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
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Why So Glum Blumly
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
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