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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What kind of hen lays the longest

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"What kind of hen lays the longest?"



"What kind?"



"A dead hen."











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My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
I'm Nearly Starved
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Only Tells Half
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
How Are You To-day
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence