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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is a swell affair Jim
Puns Home
"What is a swell affair, Jim?"
"Swell affair! lemme see. Ah! yes, I know--a boil."
"Something else, try again."
"No, give it up."
"A hill, ye know. Don't ye see, a hill is a swell affair, and
besides all hills have got crests."
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Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
After All You Know Said Mr
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
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