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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is a swell affair Jim

Puns Home











"What is a swell affair, Jim?"



"Swell affair! lemme see. Ah! yes, I know--a boil."



"Something else, try again."



"No, give it up."



"A hill, ye know. Don't ye see, a hill is a swell affair, and

besides all hills have got crests."











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Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
I'll Admit Said Mrs
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Only Tells Half