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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is a swell affair Jim

Puns Home









"What is a swell affair, Jim?"



"Swell affair! lemme see. Ah! yes, I know--a boil."



"Something else, try again."



"No, give it up."



"A hill, ye know. Don't ye see, a hill is a swell affair, and

besides all hills have got crests."











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