O God that created me so helpless, Strengthen my belief and make it firm. Command an angel to come from Paradise, And take up his abode in my dwelling, To protect me from every trouble That wicked folks are putting in my way; Jesus, that did... Read more of The Hymn Of Donald Ban at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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I Will Not Sit That Way
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