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Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
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How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
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Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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