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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
--i Want To Be An Angel
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Bill Had A Billboard
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Knock And The World Knocks With You
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles