Mrs. Atlay, wife of a late Bishop of Hereford, dreamed one night that there was a pig in the dining-room of the palace. She came downstairs, and in the hall told her governess and children of the dream, before family prayers. When these were ... Read more of The Pig In The Dining-room at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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What is love

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"What is love?"



"A fresh egg."



"Marriage?"



"Hard boiled eggs."



"Divorce?"



"Scrambled eggs."











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Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
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Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Were You Attached To The Place
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
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Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee