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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is love

Puns Home









"What is love?"



"A fresh egg."



"Marriage?"



"Hard boiled eggs."



"Divorce?"



"Scrambled eggs."











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When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To