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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is love
Puns Home
"What is love?"
"A fresh egg."
"Marriage?"
"Hard boiled eggs."
"Divorce?"
"Scrambled eggs."
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A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Do You Believe In Luck
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Love They Say Is Blind
Curious Isn't It
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
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