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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is love

Puns Home











"What is love?"



"A fresh egg."



"Marriage?"



"Hard boiled eggs."



"Divorce?"



"Scrambled eggs."











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What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
How Are You To-day
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Only Tells Half
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Why The Bare Idea
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Mr
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday