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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is love

Puns Home









"What is love?"



"A fresh egg."



"Marriage?"



"Hard boiled eggs."



"Divorce?"



"Scrambled eggs."











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Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Mrs
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
I Will Not Sit That Way
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life