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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is love

Puns Home











"What is love?"



"A fresh egg."



"Marriage?"



"Hard boiled eggs."



"Divorce?"



"Scrambled eggs."











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I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
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A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
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I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
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Guest--what Have You Got
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
And So Prof
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Oh Live And Let Live My Man
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Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
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You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement