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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is the secret of success
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"What is the secret of success?" asked the Sphinx.
"Push," said the Button.
"Never be led," said the Pencil.
"Take pains," said the Window.
"Always keep cool," said the Ice.
"Be up to date," said the Calendar.
"Never lose your head," said the Barrel.
"Make light of everything," said the Fire.
"Do a driving business," said the Hammer.
"Aspire to greater things," said the Nutmeg.
"Be sharp in all your dealings," said the Knife.
"Find a good thing and stick to it," said the Glue.
"Do the work you are suited for," said the Chimney.
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It seemed a harmless frolic;
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They say with painter's colic
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If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
Mrs
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
What Have You Here
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Only Tells Half
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
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