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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter with Smith

Puns Home









"What's the matter with Smith?"



"Why?"



"He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were

seeing double."



"He is. They have twins at his home."











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They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Are You The Photographer
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Scene--cabstand
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me