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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter with Smith

Puns Home









"What's the matter with Smith?"



"Why?"



"He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were

seeing double."



"He is. They have twins at his home."











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Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
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A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
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I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Doing Anything Now Bill
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I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
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