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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What's the matter with Smith
Puns Home
"What's the matter with Smith?"
"Why?"
"He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were
seeing double."
"He is. They have twins at his home."
Next: Business men who marry their typewriter girls are apt to find
that the young women are not so ready to submit to dictation
after the wedding
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Puns
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
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