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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter here

Puns Home









"What's the matter here?"



"Man broke his neck."



"What story did he fall from?"



"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."











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This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Gee Whizz
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Hush Not So Loud
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
What Have You Here
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard