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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter here

Puns Home











"What's the matter here?"



"Man broke his neck."



"What story did he fall from?"



"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."











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What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Do I Bore You
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
--i Want To Be An Angel
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Lady--what
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
What Do You Think Of Windig