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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter here

Puns Home









"What's the matter here?"



"Man broke his neck."



"What story did he fall from?"



"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."











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A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
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Wife--got A Dollar
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
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What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
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What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
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