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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What's the matter here
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"What's the matter here?"
"Man broke his neck."
"What story did he fall from?"
"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."
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A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
What Did You Wear Last Night
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Love They Say Is Blind
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
You Own Your Own House Don't You
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
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As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Mr
What A Distinguished Looking Man
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
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