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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter here

Puns Home











"What's the matter here?"



"Man broke his neck."



"What story did he fall from?"



"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."











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When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It