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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What's the matter here

Puns Home











"What's the matter here?"



"Man broke his neck."



"What story did he fall from?"



"Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building."











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The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
How Is Your House Heated
--when Mrs
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Guest--what Have You Got
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
I'm Nearly Starved
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven