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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar
Puns Home
"What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?"
"She gave me a turndown."
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A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
Hush Not So Loud
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
The Landlord Came To Mrs
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
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Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
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