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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day

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What's The Matter Here
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar

Puns Home

"What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?"

"She gave me a turndown."

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The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off