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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Well I see Admiral Dewey's rank is reduced
Puns Home
"Well, I see Admiral Dewey's rank is reduced."
"What is he, a commodore?"
"No."
"A captain?"
"No."
"Well, what is he?"
"Mrs. Dewey's second mate."
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And vicious tools he hacks with
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Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Wife--got A Dollar
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Ah
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Mr
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
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