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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We should never complain whatever may befall us said the
minister
Puns Home
"We should never complain, whatever may befall us," said the
minister. "The moment we grow dissatisfied we become unhappy."
"Do you really think so?" she sighed.
"Yes," returned the good man; "the first woman who complained of
her Lot, was turned into a pillar of salt."
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Puns
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
I'm Nearly Starved
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
And So Prof
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
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