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Two Hebrews went to a Mills Hotel and were obliged to take a bath before retiring

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Two Hebrews went to a Mills Hotel and were obliged to take a bath

before retiring.



Upon beholding each other, one shouted in surprise, "Oh, Abey,

how dirty you are!"



"Vell, what you tink?" said Abey, "I'm three years older dan

you."











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