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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Tom--What's that
Puns Home
Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning
that you were broke.
Jack--Well, I want you to understand that Japan isn't the only
one that can borrow money.
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Puns
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Only Tells Half
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
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