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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Tom--What's that

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Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning

that you were broke.



Jack--Well, I want you to understand that Japan isn't the only

one that can borrow money.











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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Why Are You Sad Bill
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Mr
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Lady--what
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase