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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Tom--What's that

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Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning

that you were broke.



Jack--Well, I want you to understand that Japan isn't the only

one that can borrow money.











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A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Mrs
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Love They Say Is Blind
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe