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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Tom--What's that

Puns Home











Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning

that you were broke.



Jack--Well, I want you to understand that Japan isn't the only

one that can borrow money.











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Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Mrs
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
What's The Matter Here
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
What's The Matter Here
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
I'll Admit Said Mrs
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things