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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Tom--What's that

Puns Home











Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning

that you were broke.



Jack--Well, I want you to understand that Japan isn't the only

one that can borrow money.











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Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off