Effect: A spectators card rises from the center to the top of the pack repeatedly. (As in the ambitious card). Then the performer places the card in the center of the pack once more, and the card jumps out of the pack and lands in the hand of the per... Read more of Very Ambitious Card at Card Trick.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Tom--What's that? A two-dollar bill! You told me this morning

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Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Tom--what's That
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got