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This is an interesting clock Miss said the salesman you really should have one especially if you're bothered with tiresome callers

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"This is an interesting clock, Miss," said the salesman, "you

really should have one, especially if you're bothered with

tiresome callers."



"It's merely a cuckoo clock, isn't it?" asked Miss May Pechis.



"Yes, but beginning at 10 P.M., instead of saying 'cuck-koo'

every quarter hour it yells: 'Go home! Go home!'"











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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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