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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There's a great art says Mickey Dolan in knowing what not to know whin yez don't want to know it

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"There's a great art," says Mickey Dolan, "in knowing what not to

know whin yez don't want to know it."











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Young M
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
What Is Love
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
A Dude From St
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide