Most Viewed
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
|
There's a great art says Mickey Dolan in knowing what not to
know whin yez don't want to know it
Puns Home
"There's a great art," says Mickey Dolan, "in knowing what not to
know whin yez don't want to know it."
Next: And so Prof
Previous: What is a swell affair Jim
Viewed 380
|
Puns
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Mrs
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
|
Games Kids Play.ca - Download the EBook Warbook
Informational
