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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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This is our latest novelty said the manufacturer proudly
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"This is our latest novelty," said the manufacturer, proudly.
"Good work, isn't it?"
"Not bad," replied the visitor, "but you can't hold a candle to
the goods we make."
"Oh! are you in this line, too?"
"No. We make gunpowder."
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What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Mr
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Ah
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
She--are You Fond Of Tea
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
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