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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This is our latest novelty said the manufacturer proudly

Puns Home









"This is our latest novelty," said the manufacturer, proudly.

"Good work, isn't it?"



"Not bad," replied the visitor, "but you can't hold a candle to

the goods we make."



"Oh! are you in this line, too?"



"No. We make gunpowder."











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I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
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Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet