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This is our latest novelty said the manufacturer proudly

Puns Home









"This is our latest novelty," said the manufacturer, proudly.

"Good work, isn't it?"



"Not bad," replied the visitor, "but you can't hold a candle to

the goods we make."



"Oh! are you in this line, too?"



"No. We make gunpowder."











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