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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This life's a game of chance they say: The saw's more sad than witty The public gathers 'round to play The trust controls the kitty

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This life's a game of chance, they say:

The saw's more sad than witty,

The public gathers 'round to play,

The trust controls the "kitty."











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George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Do I Bore You
I'll Admit Said Mrs
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Are You Engaged
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Mrs
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
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