Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This life's a game of chance they say: The saw's more sad than witty The public gathers 'round to play The trust controls the kitty

Puns Home









This life's a game of chance, they say:

The saw's more sad than witty,

The public gathers 'round to play,

The trust controls the "kitty."











Next: GEORGE--I can't understand why my girl shook me

Previous: What sort of labor is best paid in this country



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1672



Puns

The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down