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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

This life's a game of chance they say: The saw's more sad than witty The public gathers 'round to play The trust controls the kitty

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This life's a game of chance, they say:

The saw's more sad than witty,

The public gathers 'round to play,

The trust controls the "kitty."

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George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Do I Bore You
I'll Admit Said Mrs
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Are You Engaged
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan