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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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This life's a game of chance they say:
The saw's more sad than witty
The public gathers 'round to play
The trust controls the kitty
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This life's a game of chance, they say:
The saw's more sad than witty,
The public gathers 'round to play,
The trust controls the "kitty."
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There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Bill Had A Billboard
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
How Are You To-day
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
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