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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The word 'reviver' spells the same backwards and forwards
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"The word 'reviver' spells the same backwards and forwards."
It was the frivolous man who spoke.
"Can you think of another?"
The serious man scowled up from his newspaper.
"Tut-tut!" he cried contemptuously.
And they rode on in silence.
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Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
Were You Attached To The Place
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Dude From St
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
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