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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting
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THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting.
THE HUSBAND (meekly)--No, dear, never again. That's the way you
did catch me, you know!
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A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Do You Believe In Luck
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Scene--cabstand
Were You Attached To The Place
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Maud--how Do You Define Love
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
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