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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting

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THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting.



THE HUSBAND (meekly)--No, dear, never again. That's the way you

did catch me, you know!











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The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Why The Bare Idea
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Wife--got A Dollar
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely