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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting

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THE WIFE (savagely)--Don't let me catch you flirting.



THE HUSBAND (meekly)--No, dear, never again. That's the way you

did catch me, you know!











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What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
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