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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his bread in the sweat of his brow

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"What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his

bread in the sweat of his brow?" asked a boy in a New York

school.



"Have you never observed a man working on a warm day?" asked the

teacher.



"No, don't think I ever saw one."



"What does your father do on a right hot day?"



"He goes in bathing out at Coney Island."



"What is your father's business?"



"He is a walking delegate."











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A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Harold Began His Wife
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
I'm Nearly Starved
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
If Tough Spells Tough
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
So Maude Is Happily Married
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear