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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his
bread in the sweat of his brow
Puns Home
"What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his
bread in the sweat of his brow?" asked a boy in a New York
school.
"Have you never observed a man working on a warm day?" asked the
teacher.
"No, don't think I ever saw one."
"What does your father do on a right hot day?"
"He goes in bathing out at Coney Island."
"What is your father's business?"
"He is a walking delegate."
Next: A tramp asked a farmer for something to eat
One day as he chanced there to stop
The kind hearted farmer went out to the shed
And gave him an axe and feelingly said:
Now just help yourself to a chop
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Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
An Excellent Reason
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Mrs
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
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