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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his bread in the sweat of his brow

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"What is the meaning of the saying that a man shall earn his

bread in the sweat of his brow?" asked a boy in a New York

school.



"Have you never observed a man working on a warm day?" asked the

teacher.



"No, don't think I ever saw one."



"What does your father do on a right hot day?"



"He goes in bathing out at Coney Island."



"What is your father's business?"



"He is a walking delegate."











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A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
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We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Is It Raining Girls
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co