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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Boss hab you got any ob dem confound cavortic pills
Puns Home
"Boss, hab you got any ob dem confound cavortic pills?"
"Yes. Do you want them plain or coated?"
"Dunno. I want dem ones what's whitewashed."
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Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Mr
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Well Have You Anything To Say
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Mrs
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
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