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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Before marriage women wants tenderness

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Before marriage, women wants tenderness. In a little while she is

satisfied with legal tender.











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The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Mrs
What's The Matter With Smith
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Wife--got A Dollar
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market