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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your stockings
Puns Home
"Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your
stockings?" said mother, sharply; "don't you know it's 12
o'clock?"
"Oh, yes," laughed Betty, "but it's never too late to mend!"
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What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Mrs
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
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