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Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your stockings

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"Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your

stockings?" said mother, sharply; "don't you know it's 12

o'clock?"



"Oh, yes," laughed Betty, "but it's never too late to mend!"











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