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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BROWN--What kind of a cigar is that old man
Puns Home
BROWN--What kind of a cigar is that, old man?
JONES--It's called "The Soldier Boy."
BROWN--H'm, I notice it belongs to the ranks.
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When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
So Maude Is Happily Married
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
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