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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Charlemagne was in need of amusement
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Charlemagne was in need of amusement.
"Why," they asked him, "do you have such a large number of court
jesters in constant attendance on your royal person?"
"Because," he replied, with a right regal chuckle, "I could not
earn the surname of 'The Great' were I not careful to keep my
wits about me."
Next: A certain young man told his girl the other night that if she
didn't marry him he'd get a rope and hang himself right in front
of her home
Previous: He kissed her on the cheek;
It seemed a harmless frolic;
He's been laid up a week--
They say with painter's colic
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Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Special Rules For Guests
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Mrs
An Excellent Reason
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
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