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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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CLEVERTON--Miss Cutler tells me she has been putting quinine on
her face lately for her complexion
Puns Home
CLEVERTON--Miss Cutler tells me she has been putting quinine on
her face lately for her complexion.
DASHAWAY--I guess I'll go around there. I have a touch of
malaria.
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Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
What's The Matter Here
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Are You Engaged
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
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