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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day

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What's The Matter Here
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Can you swim little boy

Puns Home

"Can you swim, little boy?"

"Yes, sir."

"Where did you learn?"

"In the water, sir."

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Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
The Street Car Lurched
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
What's The Matter Here
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children