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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Can you swim little boy
Puns Home
"Can you swim, little boy?"
"Yes, sir."
"Where did you learn?"
"In the water, sir."
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Puns
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
What Is The Secret Of Success
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Do I Bore You
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Why Are You Sad Bill
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
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