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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BROWN--Up at Hagenbeck's show there is a large bear that hugs a
woman without killing her
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BROWN--Up at Hagenbeck's show there is a large bear that hugs a
woman without killing her.
JONES--That's nothing. I've often seen a lobster do that.
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How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
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