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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BROWN--I hear that they use all sorts of materials in the
manufacture of illuminating gas nowadays
Puns Home
BROWN--I hear that they use all sorts of materials in the
manufacture of illuminating gas, nowadays.
JONES--True. They even make light of the consumer's complaints.
Next: Me eyes is crossed sighed Kate
Previous: I'd like to see your mistress
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Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
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