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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BROWN--Young Dudel's body has been recovered
Puns Home
BROWN--"Young Dudel's body has been recovered." "Why, I didn't
know he had been drowned." "He hasn't. He merely bought a new
suit of clothes."
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Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
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