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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant

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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While

driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry

tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions

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What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Let Me See Said The Minister
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Maud--how Do You Define Love
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away