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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant

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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While

driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry

tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions

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He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
An Excellent Reason
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Love They Say Is Blind
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting