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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant

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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While

driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry

tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions

on the lawn."











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George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
I'm Nearly Starved
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Mrs
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
What Do You Think Of Windig
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
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