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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant

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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While

driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry

tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions

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Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
What Have You Here
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Electricity Is A Great Educator
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards