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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant
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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While
driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry
tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions
on the lawn."
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A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Are You Engaged
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
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