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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant

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"Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant." "While

driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry

tales." "All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions

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I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
The Landlord Came To Mrs
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death