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Customer (to the coal dealer): Have you got any name for those scales of yours

Puns Home









Customer (to the coal dealer): "Have you got any name for those

scales of yours?"



"I never heard of scales having a name."



"Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are

always lying in weight."











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