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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Customer (to the coal dealer): Have you got any name for those scales of yours

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Customer (to the coal dealer): "Have you got any name for those

scales of yours?"



"I never heard of scales having a name."



"Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are

always lying in weight."











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Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Guest--what Have You Got
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours