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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Customer (to the coal dealer): Have you got any name for those scales of yours

Puns Home











Customer (to the coal dealer): "Have you got any name for those

scales of yours?"



"I never heard of scales having a name."



"Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are

always lying in weight."











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The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
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There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
You Were Thrown Out
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
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Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Hush Not So Loud
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs