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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Customer (to the coal dealer): Have you got any name for those
scales of yours
Puns Home
Customer (to the coal dealer): "Have you got any name for those
scales of yours?"
"I never heard of scales having a name."
"Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are
always lying in weight."
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That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Little Mary Quite Contrary
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Young M
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
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