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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Customer (to the coal dealer): Have you got any name for those scales of yours

Puns Home









Customer (to the coal dealer): "Have you got any name for those

scales of yours?"



"I never heard of scales having a name."



"Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are

always lying in weight."











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Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
What's The Matter John
How Are You To-day
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Mrs
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Guest--what Have You Got
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
What Is Love