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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Mrs
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
The Street Car Lurched
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