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Comstock shuddered the other evening when a lady asked him if he cared for undressed kids

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Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
The Hawk Was Dozing
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
The Street Car Lurched
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
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That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Where Are You Working Now
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
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Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
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What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You