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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Comstock shuddered the other evening when a lady asked him if he cared for undressed kids

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So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
I'll Admit Said Mrs
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear