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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CUSTOMER: You have a sign in your window 'A suit of clothes made while you wait

Puns Home









CUSTOMER: "You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes

made while you wait.' Do you really do that?"



TAILOR: "Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then

go home and wait till the garments are finished."











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Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
How Are You To-day
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
What Did You Wear Last Night
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take