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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CUSTOMER: You have a sign in your window 'A suit of clothes made while you wait

Puns Home











CUSTOMER: "You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes

made while you wait.' Do you really do that?"



TAILOR: "Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then

go home and wait till the garments are finished."











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What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Lady--what
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Are You An Amateur Photographer
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
You Were Thrown Out
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Mr
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire