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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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CUSTOMER: You have a sign in your window 'A suit of clothes
made while you wait
Puns Home
CUSTOMER: "You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes
made while you wait.' Do you really do that?"
TAILOR: "Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then
go home and wait till the garments are finished."
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Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Were You Attached To The Place
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
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