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CUSTOMER: You have a sign in your window 'A suit of clothes made while you wait

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CUSTOMER: "You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes

made while you wait.' Do you really do that?"



TAILOR: "Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then

go home and wait till the garments are finished."











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