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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CUSTOMER: You have a sign in your window 'A suit of clothes made while you wait

Puns Home











CUSTOMER: "You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes

made while you wait.' Do you really do that?"



TAILOR: "Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then

go home and wait till the garments are finished."











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What's The Matter With Smith
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Mr
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
They Say Corporations Have No Soul