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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The girl who marries a title very frequently turns her fortune to a count

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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
We Are Told That Gen
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
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