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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The girl who marries a title very frequently turns her fortune to a count

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The girl who marries a title very frequently turns her fortune to

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Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Scene--cabstand
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Mrs
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
The Street Car Lurched
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Are You Engaged
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours