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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime
Puns Home
The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime.
The trouble with the fellow who loses his temper is that he
always finds it again.
The man who plays the bass drum should have no difficulty in
beating his way.
An amateur performance for charity demonstrates that charity
uncovers a multitude of sins.
It takes a musical crank to play a hand organ.
It is possible to square yourself without resorting to cube root.
While some people mount upward to the pinnacle of fame, others
reach the height of folly.
A faint heart may never win a fair lady, but five of them have
won many a jackpot.
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An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
How Is Your House Heated
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
A Dude From St
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
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