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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime

Puns Home









The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime.



The trouble with the fellow who loses his temper is that he

always finds it again.



The man who plays the bass drum should have no difficulty in

beating his way.



An amateur performance for charity demonstrates that charity

uncovers a multitude of sins.



It takes a musical crank to play a hand organ.



It is possible to square yourself without resorting to cube root.



While some people mount upward to the pinnacle of fame, others

reach the height of folly.



A faint heart may never win a fair lady, but five of them have

won many a jackpot.











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A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
--i Want To Be An Angel
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
If Tough Spells Tough
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Love They Say Is Blind
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Doing Anything Now Bill