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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime

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The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime.



The trouble with the fellow who loses his temper is that he

always finds it again.



The man who plays the bass drum should have no difficulty in

beating his way.



An amateur performance for charity demonstrates that charity

uncovers a multitude of sins.



It takes a musical crank to play a hand organ.



It is possible to square yourself without resorting to cube root.



While some people mount upward to the pinnacle of fame, others

reach the height of folly.



A faint heart may never win a fair lady, but five of them have

won many a jackpot.











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Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
The Street Car Lurched
What's The Matter Here
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow