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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime

Puns Home









The first kiss only comes once in a lifetime.



The trouble with the fellow who loses his temper is that he

always finds it again.



The man who plays the bass drum should have no difficulty in

beating his way.



An amateur performance for charity demonstrates that charity

uncovers a multitude of sins.



It takes a musical crank to play a hand organ.



It is possible to square yourself without resorting to cube root.



While some people mount upward to the pinnacle of fame, others

reach the height of folly.



A faint heart may never win a fair lady, but five of them have

won many a jackpot.











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They Say Corporations Have No Soul
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Guest--what Have You Got
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Do You Believe In Luck
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To