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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THE MAN--Edison's a wonder isn't he
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THE MAN--Edison's a wonder, isn't he?
THE MAID--I don't think so! You can't turn his incandescent
lights down low.
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What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
You Were Thrown Out
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
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