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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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That cook would make a good baseball player
Puns Home
"That cook would make a good baseball player."
"Why so?"
"A fly got into the batter when she was serving the griddles, and
the way she caught that fly from the batter was a sight to rush
an umpire into an early grave."
Next: When you see a young man cleaning a girl's bicycle they are
engaged; but when you see the operation reversed they are
married
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And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
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