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That young gentleman has a very taking manner said one young lady to another at a party of a young man who had just left them

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"That young gentleman has a very taking manner," said one young

lady to another at a party, of a young man who had just left

them.



"Yes," was the reply, "that's his business."



"His business? What is he?"



"A photographer."











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My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
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Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
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